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Current job: Making sure we sell our skins
First job: Mowing lawns
Age: 30
Height: 6"
Weight: 220 lbs
How he gets around: Slowly
Hobby: Anything my wife tells me to do
Favourite snack: Did someone mention food?
Favourite website: Server not found - Firefox can't find the server
Animal most resembling: African clawless otter
If money was no object: I'd build a solid gold house.

Current job: Web guy - soon, webmaster
First job: Sales. Chocolate bars, door to door
Age: 31
Height: I'm not sure, but I think I'm getting shorter
Weight: I think I'm getting wider as I get shorter
How he gets around: Esquilax
Hobby: Anything that I can do sitting down
Favourite snack: Popcorn, or flavoured peanuts
Favourite website: http://www.stuffonmycat.com
Animal most resembling: A really badly drawn monkey
If money was no object: Can I buy real money with my hypothetical $?